Meet Alona Tetter


Confessions from a “Real” Realtor 

It’s weird to say I’m a real realtor, but let’s be honest: with all of these artificial intelligence, metaverse things happening so quickly, you never know what is real or not. 

Three things I know to be real: 

  1. I’m absolutely in love with real estate, making my clients happy and ensuring the best, most efficient transactions possible.
  2. You can never go wrong by putting your all into everything you do, going out of your way to be helpful, listening well, working hard, petting a puppy when you get a chance, staying on top of the latest and greatest real estate opportunities and sharing everything your clients need to know with them, when they need it!
  3. That giant cup of coffee I had this morning is starting to kick in!

So, onto the confessions that I think are very important for you to know, about my life as a realtor.

Not Your Standard Agent

I like work to be fun, and I want your experience with me to be no work at all - doesn’t that sound fun? My job is to make sure your experience is flawless, easy and stress-free. Bonus: I won’t just disappear after the closing. I am your constant resource, because I don’t just take on clients, I partner with you.

Exclusivities Aside

Forget about those agents who force people to be their clients. That’s not my style. I don’t want you to sign any documents that make you obligated to an exclusive relationship with me. I want to prove that I can get you the home or property you want to buy. I’ll find it for you, I’ll make it happen. You could say I’m a bit of a Rottweiler when it comes to getting results, but I like to think I’m at least a Rottweiler with a pretty good fashion sense! If you want to see a home, it’s my 100% goal to make it happen. No “ifs, ands or buts” on this one. Only “wills.” Would I sneak onto a property to make sure it’s perfect for you? I mean…maybe!

Negotiator Extraordinairre

I totally get it: paperwork, reports and structure isn’t always fun. I make sure everything is handled for you. Or, actually, my assistant handles all the boring stuff. My confession here is that I have all the boring stuff handled for you so we can get on to the exciting things. This is what’s made me a successful, top producer. Bonus that with the fact that I am not only extremely competitive - but when it comes to getting my client what they need, I never…ever lose. Ever!

Puppy Love

Down to the nitty gritty. Can we get along? Here’s who I am. If you love it, we can work together. If not, let me know what you don’t love, because I think all of these things are pretty awesome.

  • My assistant is amazing. Everything on the office side is always handled. Without them, I’d feel like a car without tires. In truth, we both drive pretty nice cars!
  • I love dogs. All dogs. I mentioned I can be like a Rottweiler, but I could see myself being friends with bulldogs, pugs, pit bulls…any of them!
  • Working is awesome because it funds my travel obsession. I’ve been on more planes than most flight attendants! My favorite place ever is Italy. Food + Culture = AMAZING.
  • I have two sons, ages 12 and 19. I also have a Shepard, a Rottweiler (no surprise there) and an incredible husband. I say incredible, because he must be to put up with me!
  • I’m fluent in three languages, so I can curse in as many ways as possible when I’m annoyed.
  • I hold a degree in Business and marketing, in my other hand I usually hold a large coffee (or sometimes a nice cold mojito).
  • I find pretentious people worse than anything. Yes, even worse than whatever you’re thinking. I’d rather be surrounded by fabulous people, gorgeous architecture, and beautiful fashion.

One last confession: if you like what you’ve read, I think we’ll work famously together! Let’s get together and make some real estate magic happen!

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